Jokes

Is there a funny joke that you know and would like to share to make us all laugh? Please make a comment with a joke that you find funny. Here is one from me –

Q: Why is the maths book unhappy?

A: Because it is full of problems!

118 Responses

  1. Spencer at |

    Q: Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

    A: Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!

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  2. Tanisha at |

    Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
    Because her class was so bright!

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  3. Lucy at |

    Q . What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
    A. ” Pick on someone your own size ”

    Q. What kind of music do mummies like?
    A. Wrap

    Reply
  4. Tahlia at |

    Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    A. Because chickens weren’t invented.

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  5. Aiden's Mum at |

    Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep

    A. A wooly Jumper

    Q. Which animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?

    A. All animals – Bridges can’t jump.

    Q. What do you call a line of Barbie Dolls?

    A. A Barbie Queue

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  6. Colby's mum at |

    Q. What’s the word of the day?

    A. What

    Q. What’s the word of the day

    A. What

    Q.WHAT IS THE WORD OF THE DAY?

    A.What, okay!!

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  7. Lilly B at |

    Why don’t lions eat clowns?

    Because they taste funny

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  8. Oliver at |

    What do you call a boomering that doesn’t come back?

    A stick!

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  9. Bailey at |

    Q: What animal is the best cricket player?

    A: The bat

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  10. Annabelle at |

    What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
    A chew-chew train!

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  11. Jack Bullock at |

    Why was the dog sweating so much?

    Because it was a hotdog!

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  12. mia and josh at |

    Doctor, doctor,I keep thinking i’m caterpillar.Don’t worry,you’ll soon change.

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  13. mia and josh at |

    how do you get a skeleton laugh. tickle his funny bone

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  14. Amelia at |

    Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on holidays.

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  15. Jessica at |

    Why did the cow cross the road?
    Because it was going to the mooooooovies

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  16. Daniel at |

    Q: what,s brown and sticky

    A:a stick

    ha ha

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  17. Jessica T at |

    How do turtles call each other?

    A shell phone

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  18. Jessica T at |

    What is a ducks favourite snack?

    Quackery and cheese

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  19. Sophie A at |

    Why did the banana go to the Doctor ?
    Because he wasn’t peeling very well.

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  20. Oliver at |

    why isn’t the skeleton going to the school disco?

    Because he has no body to go with

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  21. Celeste at |

    Why did the jelly baby go to school?

    Because he wanted to be a Smartie.

    Reply
  22. Keira at |

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    Because it wanted to go to the moooovies

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    1. Keira's Nanna Heidi at |

      Knock knock!
      Who’s there?
      Cows go
      Cows go who?
      No they don’t, cows-go moo

      Reply
  23. Bailey at |

    How do you get a Pikachu on a bus??

    You Pokemon…

    Reply
  24. Skye at |

    Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

    To find Pluto!

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  25. Malvie &Mum at |

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Cow’s say
    Cow’s say who
    No thay don’t thay say moo!

    Reply
  26. Isabelle at |

    Why did the belt go to jail?
    Because it held a pair of pants up.

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  27. Isabelle at |

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.

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  28. Charlotte at |

    What kind of button can’t you undo ?

    A bellbutton.

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  29. Isabelle at |

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Mikey

    Mikey who?

    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole

    Reply
  30. milly at |

    Why do you go to bed?

    Because the bed will not come to you

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  31. milly at |

    What question can you never answer yes to?

    Are you asleep?

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  32. milly at |

    What has teeth but cannot eat?

    A comb.

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  33. milly at |

    What did the cow say to the other cow?

    moooooooove oever

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  34. milly at |

    What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it

    A hole

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  35. Isabelle at |

    What animal can jump higher then the Sidney harbour bridge
    All animals because bridges cant jump.

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  36. Keira at |

    What’s yellow and has no bones

    the sun

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  37. SOPHIE at |

    Why did the cat go the movies?

    To watch the Minions.

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  38. Skye at |

    why did the cat go to the movies? To lick the screen

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  39. Isabelle at |

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    ice cream
    Ice cream who

    Ice cream If you will let me in

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  40. Isabelle at |

    What do cars have on there toast?

    Traffic jams

    Reply
  41. Jessica Z at |

    Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
    thy dont want to be a hotdog

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  42. Oliver at |

    knock knock
    who is there?
    Interrupting cow
    Interrupting cow wh…MOOOOOO!!

    Reply
  43. Oliver at |

    Q. What’s brown and sticky?

    A. A stick

    Reply
  44. Sophie at |

    Why did the cow go to school?

    because he said moo

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  45. Bailey at |

    Knock knock. Whose there? Gorrilla. Gorrilla who?

    Gorrilla me a cheese sandwich please

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  46. Bailey at |

    Knock knock. Whose there? Dishes. Dishes who?

    Dishes the police open up

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  47. Peter at |

    What do you call a blind-folded dinosaur?
    Do-ya-think-he-saurus

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  48. Peter at |

    What did the shark plead in the case?
    Not gill-ty

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  49. Peter at |

    Why did the lobster blush?
    Because the sea weed

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  50. Galen at |

    Knock knock

    Whose there?

    Lettuce

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in, its cold outside.

    Reply
  51. Jessica Z at |

    There was 5 birds on the tree and I shot 1.
    How many are left?
    zero because they were all scared and flew away.

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  52. Jessica T at |

    What do kittens like to listen to?

    Meow sic

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  53. Sophie at |

    Q. why do giraffes have long necks?

    A. because their feet stink.

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  54. Teagan at |

    Knock knock
    Who’s there.?
    Ice cream
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream if you don’t let me in !!!

    Reply
  55. Cooper at |

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Banana
    Banana who
    Banana split

    Reply
  56. Akash at |

    Why did the Cow cross the road?
    Because it wanted to go to the Moooovies !

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  57. Jamal at |

    Why did the wolf cross the road because he wanted to go to Wolfworths. ?? Jamal

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  58. Akash at |

    Which button you can’t undo?

    A belly button !

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  59. Jesse at |

    What is the best animal cricket player in the world?
    A cricket

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  60. Jacob at |

    What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

    (Helllllooooo me)
    Haloumi

    Reply
  61. Jasmine at |

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

    Reply
  62. Jasmine at |

    What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around and I’ll go on ahead.

    Reply
  63. Jesse Moyle at |

    what kind of jam can you not eat?
    a trafficjam

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  64. Alicia at |

    What did the echidna say to the cactus?
    Are you my mummy ??

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  65. Kiara at |

    What do cats eat for breakfast?

    Mice Crispys.

    Reply
  66. Jamal at |

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Needle
    Needle who?
    Need a little help here

    Reply
  67. Akash at |

    Q. What do elves learn at school?
    A. The elf-abet.

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  68. Akash at |

    Q:Β Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
    A:Β Because he wanted to go to high school.

    Reply
  69. Hunter at |

    Knock Kock who’s there…

    Annoying cow

    Annoying cow who?

    Moo

    Reply
  70. Ruby at |

    Q. What’s the best way to count cows?

    A. With a cowculator.

    Reply
  71. Cooper at |

    Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Disco?

    Because he had nobody to go with.

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  72. Riley at |

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    A sausage dog

    Reply
  73. Jesse at |

    knock knock

    who’s there?

    Mikey

    Mikey who?

    Mikey won’t fit in the keyhole

    Reply
  74. Jamal at |

    What did the zero say to the eight?

    Nice belt!

    Reply
  75. Akash at |

    What can fly but can not go anywhere?
    A flag

    Reply
  76. Cooper at |

    What did the ear ear?

    Only the nose nose.

    Reply
  77. Sophie at |

    Q.knock knock?
    who’s there
    boo

    boo hoo
    don’t cry its just a joke

    Reply
  78. Jasmine at |

    What is a spaceman’s favourite chocolate?
    A Mars bar

    Reply
  79. Jasmine at |

    Why did the cow climb into the spaceship?
    To go to the moooooon!

    Reply
  80. Jasmine at |

    Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
    He was looking for Pluto!

    Reply
  81. Jasmine at |

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cow
    Cow who?
    Cows moo not who!

    Reply
  82. Pearl at |

    what did the snowman say to the next snowman?
    Do you smell carrots !!!!! Ha ha ha

    Reply
  83. Tahlia at |

    What do you call an electric parrot?
    A shockatoo!!!!! Ha Ha Ha ❀️????

    Reply
  84. Benny M at |

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Dr
    Dr who

    Reply
  85. Teagan at |

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Baby
    Baby who
    Wawa

    Reply
  86. Kiara at |

    Why did the banana say it was split?

    Because it was a banana split.

    Reply
  87. Alicia at |

    What do you call a Monkey with a wand?

    Hairy Potter

    Reply
  88. Kiara at |

    Why did the rock star eat on the stage because he hadn’t ate tea yet. Kiara

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  89. Ruby♦️ at |

    Q -What do you call a kangaroo with a sheep?
    A -A woolly jumper!!!πŸ˜πŸ˜€

    Reply
  90. Benny M at |

    Why did the sheep cross the road?

    πŸπŸπŸπŸπŸπŸπŸπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    To go to Woolworths !

    Reply
  91. Chandan (Akash's mum) at |

    Knock knock who’s there ?Ice cream
    Ice who ?
    Ice cream can you please let me in!!!

    Reply
  92. Pearl at |

    Way did the cow cross the road?

    To go to the moooooovies!ha ha ha

    Reply
  93. Louise at |

    Why do fish hate basketball?

    Because they are afraid of the net.πŸ™‚

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  94. Louise at |

    Nnock knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    aren’t you glad that your grandmas gone.πŸ‘΅πŸ»

    Reply
  95. Christian at |

    What did the cow say to the moon?
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

    Reply
  96. Christian at |

    What is 2+2?

    22!!

    Reply
  97. Christian at |

    What did the ekidna say to the cactus?

    Are you my Mummmmmy?

    Reply
  98. Louise at |

    What do you get when you see a elephant and a fish together?

    A trunkafish

    Reply
  99. Louise at |

    What’s 1+1?

    Window!

    Reply
  100. Louise at |

    What did the cow read when he was eating breakfast?

    Mews paper

    Reply
  101. Mackenzie at |

    why was the Egyptian girl worried ?

    Because her daddy was a mummy hahaha

    Reply
  102. Room 3 at |

    Dear Room 1,
    We think your blog is great. We like your Jokes page.
    Here is one from us:

    Q What music does a kitten listen to?
    A Katty Perry

    Reply
    1. Room A1 at |

      Thanks for going on our blog! We thought your joke was funny.
      From Room A1

      Reply
  103. Joel at |

    Q. Why did the elf go to school?
    A. To learn the elf-abet!!!!
    – Joel C.

    Reply
  104. Mackenzie at |

    What time is it when a giant sits on your fence???

    Time to get a new fence.hahaha

    Reply
    1. Zac at |

      Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
      A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

      Reply
  105. Isabella at |

    Q. What was the monkey doing when he was hanging from the tree?

    A. Hanging out. HaHaHa by Isabella

    Reply
  106. Sophie at |

    Q What do you call a sleeping bull

    A a bulldozer

    Reply
  107. Liam at |

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he wanted to get too your house

    Knock knock whose there chicken chicken who?

    Chicken who crossed the road

    Reply
  108. Jessica F at |

    Where does a leopard usually hide?

    In different spots

    Reply
  109. Colby G at |

    Hi Mrs Pinkster my names Colby i was in your class in year two when you were at breaview but lets get into the joke

    Q. Why didn’t the two 4s feel hungry?

    A. Because they already 8

    Reply
    1. anitapinkster547 at |

      Hi Colby!
      Yes I remember teaching you at Braeview. Thanks for leaving a joke on the blog. I hope you are enjoying the school holidays and good luck with year 7 this year…I think?

      Reply
  110. tiana at |

    WHY WAS 6 SCARED OF 7 ?

    BECAUSE 7 8 9 !

    Reply
  111. Connor S at |

    How many South American’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A Brazilian!

    Reply
  112. Tahnee M at |

    Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

    Because he had no body to go with!

    Reply
  113. Hudson at |

    How do you get Piccachu on the bus?

    You Poke-him-on!

    Reply
  114. Tahnee at |

    Why was the banana embarrassed when he fell on the floor?

    Because he SPLIT his pants!

    Reply

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