Is there a funny joke that you know and would like to share to make us all laugh? Please make a comment with a joke that you find funny. Here is one from me –
Q: Why is the maths book unhappy?
A: Because it is full of problems!
Is there a funny joke that you know and would like to share to make us all laugh? Please make a comment with a joke that you find funny. Here is one from me –
Q: Why is the maths book unhappy?
A: Because it is full of problems!
Q: Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!
Q . What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A. ” Pick on someone your own size ”
Q. What kind of music do mummies like?
A. Wrap
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren’t invented.
Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep
A. A wooly Jumper
Q. Which animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
A. All animals – Bridges can’t jump.
Q. What do you call a line of Barbie Dolls?
A. A Barbie Queue
Q. What’s the word of the day?
A. What
Q. What’s the word of the day
A. What
Q.WHAT IS THE WORD OF THE DAY?
A.What, okay!!
Why don’t lions eat clowns?
Because they taste funny
What do you call a boomering that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
Q: What animal is the best cricket player?
A: The bat
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew-chew train!
Why was the dog sweating so much?
Because it was a hotdog!
Doctor, doctor,I keep thinking i’m caterpillar.Don’t worry,you’ll soon change.
how do you get a skeleton laugh. tickle his funny bone
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on holidays.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it was going to the mooooooovies
Q: what,s brown and sticky
A:a stick
ha ha
How do turtles call each other?
A shell phone
What is a ducks favourite snack?
Quackery and cheese
Why did the banana go to the Doctor ?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
why isn’t the skeleton going to the school disco?
Because he has no body to go with
Why did the jelly baby go to school?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the moooovies
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No they don’t, cows-go moo
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus??
You Pokemon…
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Cow’s say
Cow’s say who
No thay don’t thay say moo!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held a pair of pants up.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What kind of button can’t you undo ?
A bellbutton.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole
Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not come to you
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
moooooooove oever
What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it
A hole
What animal can jump higher then the Sidney harbour bridge
All animals because bridges cant jump.
What’s yellow and has no bones
the sun
Why did the cat go the movies?
To watch the Minions.
why did the cat go to the movies? To lick the screen
Knock knock
Who’s there
ice cream
Ice cream who
Ice cream If you will let me in
What do cars have on there toast?
Traffic jams
Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
thy dont want to be a hotdog
knock knock
who is there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow wh…MOOOOOO!!
Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A stick
Why did the cow go to school?
because he said moo
Knock knock. Whose there? Gorrilla. Gorrilla who?
Gorrilla me a cheese sandwich please
Knock knock. Whose there? Dishes. Dishes who?
Dishes the police open up
What do you call a blind-folded dinosaur?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus
What did the shark plead in the case?
Not gill-ty
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed
Knock knock
Whose there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside.
There was 5 birds on the tree and I shot 1.
How many are left?
zero because they were all scared and flew away.
What do kittens like to listen to?
Meow sic
Q. why do giraffes have long necks?
A. because their feet stink.
Knock knock
Who’s there.?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !!!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Banana
Banana who
Banana split
Why did the Cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the Moooovies !
Why did the wolf cross the road because he wanted to go to Wolfworths. ?? Jamal
Which button you can’t undo?
A belly button !
What is the best animal cricket player in the world?
A cricket
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
(Helllllooooo me)
Haloumi
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I’ll go on ahead.
what kind of jam can you not eat?
a trafficjam
What did the echidna say to the cactus?
Are you my mummy ??
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispys.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Need a little help here
Q. What do elves learn at school?
A. The elf-abet.
Q:Β Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A:Β Because he wanted to go to high school.
Knock Kock who’s there…
Annoying cow
Annoying cow who?
Moo
Q. What’s the best way to count cows?
A. With a cowculator.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Disco?
Because he had nobody to go with.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A sausage dog
knock knock
who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in the keyhole
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What can fly but can not go anywhere?
A flag
What did the ear ear?
Only the nose nose.
Q.knock knock?
who’s there
boo
boo hoo
don’t cry its just a joke
What is a spaceman’s favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar
Why did the cow climb into the spaceship?
To go to the moooooon!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
He was looking for Pluto!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cows moo not who!
what did the snowman say to the next snowman?
Do you smell carrots !!!!! Ha ha ha
What do you call an electric parrot?
A shockatoo!!!!! Ha Ha Ha β€οΈ????
Knock knock
Who’s there
Dr
Dr who
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby
Baby who
Wawa
Why did the banana say it was split?
Because it was a banana split.
What do you call a Monkey with a wand?
Hairy Potter
Why did the rock star eat on the stage because he hadn’t ate tea yet. Kiara
Q -What do you call a kangaroo with a sheep?
A -A woolly jumper!!!ππ
Why did the sheep cross the road?
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To go to Woolworths !
Knock knock who’s there ?Ice cream
Ice who ?
Ice cream can you please let me in!!!
Way did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moooooovies!ha ha ha
Why do fish hate basketball?
Because they are afraid of the net.π
Nnock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
aren’t you glad that your grandmas gone.π΅π»
What did the cow say to the moon?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
What is 2+2?
22!!
What did the ekidna say to the cactus?
Are you my Mummmmmy?
What do you get when you see a elephant and a fish together?
A trunkafish
What’s 1+1?
Window!
What did the cow read when he was eating breakfast?
Mews paper
why was the Egyptian girl worried ?
Because her daddy was a mummy hahaha
Dear Room 1,
We think your blog is great. We like your Jokes page.
Here is one from us:
Q What music does a kitten listen to?
A Katty Perry
Thanks for going on our blog! We thought your joke was funny.
From Room A1
Q. Why did the elf go to school?
A. To learn the elf-abet!!!!
– Joel C.
What time is it when a giant sits on your fence???
Time to get a new fence.hahaha
Q: Why wonβt the elephant use the computer?
A: Heβs afraid of the mouse!
Q. What was the monkey doing when he was hanging from the tree?
A. Hanging out. HaHaHa by Isabella
Q What do you call a sleeping bull
A a bulldozer
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get too your house
Knock knock whose there chicken chicken who?
Chicken who crossed the road
Where does a leopard usually hide?
In different spots
Hi Mrs Pinkster my names Colby i was in your class in year two when you were at breaview but lets get into the joke
Q. Why didn’t the two 4s feel hungry?
A. Because they already 8
Hi Colby!
Yes I remember teaching you at Braeview. Thanks for leaving a joke on the blog. I hope you are enjoying the school holidays and good luck with year 7 this year…I think?
WHY WAS 6 SCARED OF 7 ?
BECAUSE 7 8 9 !
How many South Americanβs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with!
How do you get Piccachu on the bus?
You Poke-him-on!
Why was the banana embarrassed when he fell on the floor?
Because he SPLIT his pants!